TO — Director Forbush
SUBJECT — Recent Events In Chicago
Officially … The building at 3914 North Clark Street is known as the Public House Theatre.
But if someone carefully does their research … They might just stumble upon the truth. That this location actually serves as the meeting place for a Secret Society of True Believers. On the last Sunday of each Month, this seemingly nondescript establishment is the House of Worship for Chicagoland’s Geek Orthodox.
While stationed here in the Great Lakes Sector … I’d been informed that this society was in search of an Independent Observer and Translator. Someone who was fluent in both Geek and English … And who could understand these strange and unusual rituals and explain them to the average Man and Woman on the street.
Using the alias of Travis Clemmons … I immediately submitted my resume and was quickly contacted by Stella Cheeks, the High Priestess of Plan 9. She explained that the theme of their Late October Event would be the Nature of the Villain as He and She have existed in both History and Fiction.
Maybe it was the way Stella batted those long dark eyelashes as she smiled at me. Maybe it was those legs and hips and the way she knew how to saunter as she made her way through a room. Whatever it was … I knew I needed to learn more about this woman and her band of followers. I figured some additional up close observation was the least I could do when National Security might possibly be at stake.
On the evening of Sunday, October 27 – 2013 … I arrived at the Public House in my official identity of Clemmons. On my arm was a lovely escort named Karen. The two of us had made a habit of trading favors during the past few years.
Once inside the Theatre … I found a convenient spot, readied my camera and began my surveillance. Whatever this group might be up to, I wanted to make sure I had the complete scoop on everything.
Hot Tawdry – Bella Canto – Marie Curiosity – Stella Cheeks
Heckler interrupted the characters of Kitana, Doctor Horrible, Michelle Bachman & Darth Vader
as they were performing to Thriller.
in a teasing manner which provides onlookers
with a deep sense of euphoria and the overwhelming
sensation of having been emotional cleansed.
Right This Way Robbie as Ice King (She’s So Cold / Rolling Stones)
My initial cause for concern was their ability to subtly interweave secret coded messages into their routines while disguising this activity as humor. During the course of the evening … There were numerous instances where the behavior of the individuals on stage would cause those in the audience to snicker, chuckle, cheer, guffaw and even break into outrageous laughter.
Hot Tawdry as a forlorn Doctor Frankenstein (Fix It / Cold Play)
What most aroused my interest … As the evening went on … Was the way in which these insidious geniuses combined elements of Conflict, Drama and Horror with Sensuality, Titillation and Erotica. Clearly this is part of some larger plot to work towards the complete unraveling of the nations morals and standards.
Marie Curieosity as Countess Bathory (Honest Mistake / Bravery)
Having collated all the data that I managed to gather that evening … And having run this information through at least seven different Translating or Decrypting systems … It is obvious that there was a single overriding message woven into that evening’s activities.
David Hasselhoff Is On To Us
I have already contacted Agent Hoff and informed him that his cover has been compromised. But frankly … I’ll never understand how he managed to convince people he was an entertainer all these years.
Aly Oops & Stella Cheeks as the Doctor & the Master (Drumming Song / Florence and the Machine)
Bella & Ellie (Bloody Mary / GaGa)
In the meantime … I am concerned about the fact that membership rolls of this society seem to be steadily increasing. In order to make sure that their activities are properly observed and cataloged, I feel that it is my solemn duty to attend even more of these rituals.
Somebody has to do this job. It might as well be me.
Sincerely,
D – 1071CCN
Special Agent of S.H.E.E.S.H.